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Ann Was Practicing Before Debate |
Right before the Vice-Presidential Debate, I gave the Barista at the Centre College Starbucks a handful of caffeine pills to slip into Joe Biden's skinny vanilla latte (no soy). I think it made Joe look a little jumpy.
The Democratic Party relies a lot on the illegal alien vote. I have been conducting educational seminars along the Texas and California border. Do you know what the word "barack" means in Spanish? Arrogant, big eared, liberal, know it all, that's what. I think I turned a few votes.
Then there is the techno geek buddy of mine I had hack into the 22 million free cell phones Barack has doled out to buy votes. On Tuesday morning, there is going to be a pre-recorded message on each phone informing each owner of the new Obama Free Color TV Initiative and where to pick them up on election day. This should keep a few voters away from the polls.
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I have devised similar dirty tricks to be played on the felon vote, the ugly woman I hate men vote, the fat slovenly federal worker vote, the ultra white skin I have not taken a bath in 6 years Vegan vote, the limousine liberal I actually own a little yappy lap dog vote and the people of French ancestry vote; all of whom are core constituencies of the Democratic Party. I can't disclose these tactics, but needless to say, like me, they are BRILLIANT!
ROB (Who Is Always Right)
Reporting From Secret Dirty Tricks Bunker
Somewhere, North America
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